Andrew Is Currently Shitting On Twitter

I don't fucking get Twitter.

Does anyone else think it is just a waste of fucking time and space? At the very least, I can understand why bored house wives want to know what the fuck Oprah's thinking and fat perverts need a way to stalk hot chicks without putting in any effort, but is anyone that fucking conceited that they feel the need to continuously keep your appraised on what they're eating and how big of a shit they just took?!

And for the people who follow these selfish fucks it's either because you think your boyfriend is cheating on you or you want to know where NOT to go because the douche whose twit you're following is going there? Any other reason (besides the house wives & perverts of course) and you're a fucking dink.

Go fuck yourself Twitter and all you selfish fucks that use it.

Happy 4/20!

Just wanted to wish all you stoners a happy 4/20. Here's to eating a bag of Funyuns and not caring about getting for a liad a day.

Circle Of Life

Hi all,

Unfortunately I haven't had the same amount of leniency in my day to post more, so for anyone who has come here multiple times to read my take on life, I appreciate it. Thanks for asking when I was going to do more. I'll try and post when there is time. I do enjoy it very much. Hopefully you know someone else who also posts the F word a lot and talks about other horribly wonderful things.

-Andrew

...And To Make Things Worse!

Getting bit by a vampire is bad enough.* But it's twice as bad if it's a vampire with AIDS.

*This is assuming you don't want to become a vampire and derive some sort of sexual satisfaction from it.