What The Fuck Were They Thinking?! (Non-Asshole Edition)

This is the non-asshole edition because it's not about somebody being a dick. It's just a What were they thinking? thing.

I have this friend. For argument sake, we'll call him 'Andrew'. Last night Andrew was watching TV after he returned home from a lovely evening. The Sox were winning and Beckett was throwing gas. Andrew had purchased 6 frosty beverages to consume (not all in one night, thank you).

Upon returning from the kitchen, Andrew wanted to change the channel on the TV during a commercial, but where was the remote? Did it fall on the floor? Was it in the cushions? Goddamn Space Ninjas? Andrew was not able to rule out the 3rd option, but after scouring the Earth he was able to rule out the other two. He checked the bedroom, the office, and the kitchen.

"What the fuck", he thought.

After finishing the beer in hand and watching another couple of innings, Andrew decided another beer would be a good option. He went to the fridge to get one...and found the remote.

That's the second time this happened.