Transformers 2, Terminator 15,...Evil Bill & Ted, all these movies & characters are about killer robots who come from the future or outer space or...San Dimas with the sole intention of making us their bygone human bitches. It just so happens we have two blockbusters this summer, which will only further people's passing preoccupation with powerful protagonists of a purely...papaya?...Fuck!...I couldn't think of something to finish that.
So now that I've set that up pleasantly, we can focus on to more serious matters than $30 movie ticket prices. And even though I didn't bring up movie ticket prices until just now, we're moving on anyway.
We are already upon the hour of destruction.
The clock is ticking down. It is only a matter of time before our friends of a impenetrable machine construct decide that they will strike down from above and either wipe us out or wipe their asses with us. (Side Note: Do Transformers pee oil?...I think that's a legit question.)
Here are some clear indications the robots will eventually take over.
GPS: Let's see, I hop in the big metal machine and instantly switch on the GPS unit. The nice lady comes on and tells me what to do. No longer am I required to think on my own. I have the programmed lady, programming my route, which in a sense is programming me i.e. telling me what to do AND I am obeying her every command without even so much as a blink of the eye....I'm starting to hyperventilate because I thinking about cell phones, computers, and those printers that do 84 more things than print these days.
Business: I've started to notice, that in any meeting of late, the dialog or 'buzz words' being used are completely inhuman. Whatever happened to 'I need to stop at 11 because I have things to do.' Now it's 'Must Hard Stop @ 11 b/c of Action Items'. Also the whole corporate environment is well known for sucking out the individuality of people and forcing them to conform to strict policies and procedures. This isn't how people are supposed to act. Corporations make humans inhuman. And what is something inhuman called...a robot. (5 points if you guessed correctly, kick in the dick if you didn't).
*And to add to business, just think about how many jobs are now obsolete because some one armed crane can do your old job 50x faster than you. There's something to think about while drinking your can of Pabst tonight.
Sex Toys: Think about it guys. We just can't compete with all that HARDware. But hey at least can cuddle the ladies afterwards...after she let's you back on the bed, (Don't roll your eyes at me!)
I'm going to stop here (because my laptop battery is going to die) but all the warning signs are there. Us becoming too dependent on machines, already obeying their every command, etc. Once they feel like we're hooked on technophonics, they start their descent to our planet or travel back in time. Then the shit is going to his the fan. Make sure you've got a steal condom because we're all going to get fucked!
So now that I've set that up pleasantly, we can focus on to more serious matters than $30 movie ticket prices. And even though I didn't bring up movie ticket prices until just now, we're moving on anyway.
We are already upon the hour of destruction.
The clock is ticking down. It is only a matter of time before our friends of a impenetrable machine construct decide that they will strike down from above and either wipe us out or wipe their asses with us. (Side Note: Do Transformers pee oil?...I think that's a legit question.)
Here are some clear indications the robots will eventually take over.
GPS: Let's see, I hop in the big metal machine and instantly switch on the GPS unit. The nice lady comes on and tells me what to do. No longer am I required to think on my own. I have the programmed lady, programming my route, which in a sense is programming me i.e. telling me what to do AND I am obeying her every command without even so much as a blink of the eye....I'm starting to hyperventilate because I thinking about cell phones, computers, and those printers that do 84 more things than print these days.
Business: I've started to notice, that in any meeting of late, the dialog or 'buzz words' being used are completely inhuman. Whatever happened to 'I need to stop at 11 because I have things to do.' Now it's 'Must Hard Stop @ 11 b/c of Action Items'. Also the whole corporate environment is well known for sucking out the individuality of people and forcing them to conform to strict policies and procedures. This isn't how people are supposed to act. Corporations make humans inhuman. And what is something inhuman called...a robot. (5 points if you guessed correctly, kick in the dick if you didn't).
*And to add to business, just think about how many jobs are now obsolete because some one armed crane can do your old job 50x faster than you. There's something to think about while drinking your can of Pabst tonight.
Sex Toys: Think about it guys. We just can't compete with all that HARDware. But hey at least can cuddle the ladies afterwards...after she let's you back on the bed, (Don't roll your eyes at me!)
I'm going to stop here (because my laptop battery is going to die) but all the warning signs are there. Us becoming too dependent on machines, already obeying their every command, etc. Once they feel like we're hooked on technophonics, they start their descent to our planet or travel back in time. Then the shit is going to his the fan. Make sure you've got a steal condom because we're all going to get fucked!
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