This makes about 3 straight weeks of absolute shit weather here in Massachusetts. I don't know if it's been that way for people outside of the North East, but here it fucking sucks diseased woodchuck cock!
If you Mother Nature, just fucking stopped taking your shitty PMS out on everyone else, we'd be fine, but you feel the need to make everyone else suffer cause you're in a foul mood. Great thanks for sharing....C word.
Anyway, here are some things I will engage in as soon as the fucking sun returns from vacation.
1) Drink outside. And not like in a smelly alley, I mean sip a frosty F'n beer while soaking in the damn sun, midday on Saturday afternoon. - And to boot with this shitty weather, how about a kick ass thunder storm instead of gray faggy drizzle?
2) Beat the shit out of some goth kids. They're probably secretly smiling to themselves because they think they're vampires. You're not, but you are a fat geek and because you don't like the sun, that makes you different, and we all know that being different is wrong.
3) Figure out what time it is. I haven't known the time in 3 weeks now, because I don't wear a watch, hence the only remaining option is the sun. I fucking went to work last week on Sunday at 9pm, because I had no idea what time or day it was and had to go, because I had already told myself it was Saturday for the past 6 sleeps.
4) Finally find out where that damn Ark of the Covenant is buried. It is physically impossible to figure this out without the sun. Hence the waiting game is getting annoying. Yes it's easier to get people's faces to melt by conventional means but some of us still believe in having fun.
If you Mother Nature, just fucking stopped taking your shitty PMS out on everyone else, we'd be fine, but you feel the need to make everyone else suffer cause you're in a foul mood. Great thanks for sharing....C word.
Anyway, here are some things I will engage in as soon as the fucking sun returns from vacation.
1) Drink outside. And not like in a smelly alley, I mean sip a frosty F'n beer while soaking in the damn sun, midday on Saturday afternoon. - And to boot with this shitty weather, how about a kick ass thunder storm instead of gray faggy drizzle?
2) Beat the shit out of some goth kids. They're probably secretly smiling to themselves because they think they're vampires. You're not, but you are a fat geek and because you don't like the sun, that makes you different, and we all know that being different is wrong.
3) Figure out what time it is. I haven't known the time in 3 weeks now, because I don't wear a watch, hence the only remaining option is the sun. I fucking went to work last week on Sunday at 9pm, because I had no idea what time or day it was and had to go, because I had already told myself it was Saturday for the past 6 sleeps.
4) Finally find out where that damn Ark of the Covenant is buried. It is physically impossible to figure this out without the sun. Hence the waiting game is getting annoying. Yes it's easier to get people's faces to melt by conventional means but some of us still believe in having fun.
2 comments:
It's all part of a ploy to make you excited to visit San Diego. :)
Well I guess she's not all that bad then.
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