Since the girl I like doesn't like me as much as I like her and doesn't want to go out on a date with me, I did the next best thing.
I snuck into her house while she was away, used her toothbrush, wore her underwear on my head, rubbed her favorite lotion on my johnson, took nude photos of myself on her bed, and cleaned a pair of her boots with my tongue.
Then I stole an old t-shirt of hers, ran home, and put it on the life size mannequin of her I'm making. I then took the mannequin to fancy restaurant (my kitchen) wined her, dined her and made sweet sweet booty love (her to me) later that night.
It was bliss.
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