If I won the lottery I'd buy...
A Ferrari, a new house, a monkey, a jet plane, a fire truck, a fire dog, a dog sled, a tuxedo jacket with tails, a six pack of small Taiwanese boys, a beer keg, a fucking knight lance, a horse named "Pepe", a bottle of Chris, a pair of Puff Daddy looking sunglasses, a mariachi band, a dozen diamond encrusted roses, a bald eagle, a throne to reside in, a pair of speakers too large to fit in my house, a house for my speakers, a 30 second spot on national TV selling my invention "The Toilet Topper", a shitload of guns, a full-size replica of the Death Star, and a pack of gum.
...Because money is meant to spent on myself and nothing else.
A Ferrari, a new house, a monkey, a jet plane, a fire truck, a fire dog, a dog sled, a tuxedo jacket with tails, a six pack of small Taiwanese boys, a beer keg, a fucking knight lance, a horse named "Pepe", a bottle of Chris, a pair of Puff Daddy looking sunglasses, a mariachi band, a dozen diamond encrusted roses, a bald eagle, a throne to reside in, a pair of speakers too large to fit in my house, a house for my speakers, a 30 second spot on national TV selling my invention "The Toilet Topper", a shitload of guns, a full-size replica of the Death Star, and a pack of gum.
...Because money is meant to spent on myself and nothing else.
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